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November 16, 2009

New Year Greetings (humor)

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 5:14 pm

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Josh Greenberger asked:


Good Wishes For The New Year. Please feel free to send this to a loved one.

May you be healthier this year than last year.

May you have more money this year than last year.

May you drive a bigger car this year.

May you have a bigger house this year.

May your brother-in-law get out of jail.

May your mother-in-law move out.

May you be acquitted.

May your father-in-law always have bail money.

May your dog scoop his own poop.

May your partner return with your safe.

May your neighbor return with your wife.

May your accountant find more loopholes.

May your lawyer find your accountant.

May you find a Bluetooth system that’s covered by dental insurance.

May all your ex’s move to Texas.

May your medical premiums cost less than your son’s medical school.

May your cable repair guy get there while you still live there.

May you find a toupee with velcro.

May you lose a few pounds so you don’t have to use the freight elevator.

May your laser eye surgery be successful so you can stop getting into cop cars and saying, “To the airport, please.”

And if you should wake up from this ridiculous dream, may you have enough sleeping pills to get back to sleep.

Happy New Year!

by Josh Greenberger

from shopndrop.com



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November 15, 2009

7 Steps to Making a Humorous Video

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 4:06 am
Temp asked:


There are lots of humorous videos made although not all of them can really elicit heartfelt sidesplitting laughter. Those videos are rare, spontaneous and appealing to one’s senses since it depicts a very warm and real person. This is the reason why kids are usually used in videos. They give out a certain appeal to the audience that reflects their innocence and naiveté. So how do you make a humorous video? Here are seven steps to help you out:

1.Choose a subject that you are familiar with.

This is important since this will be the basis of your whole video. Knowing the subject, be it a person, an animal, or a situation will greatly help in the spontaneity of the video. By being familiar with the subject of your video, you can create a scene that you know would look good in and be able to do well. One criteria of a potential subject is one who can be funny without actually trying to be just so.

2. Decide on the scene to be done.

What do you think will make your audience laugh? Is it slapstick humor? Will they laugh if they see you fall flat on your face or will they laugh if they see your face? Is the humor something that they can relate with? Is it something original or just an imitation of something you have seen?

3. Prepare the location for the shoot.

Where you need to shoot the video doesn’t need to be extravagant. In fact, the more typical the location looks, the more natural the video will turn out to be. You usually don’t need to take up much space. You can just use a room, or even your own backyard to shoot your video.

4. Make a tentative shot of the video.

When you have finished setting up the needed props and paraphernalia for the shoot, and all things are already in place, take a first shot of your video. This is like a dress rehearsal on how the video will turn out to be.

5. View the tentative video and edit if needed.

Watch the first video that you made and see if you still need to shoot another one. If the technicalities of the video are fine with you, then you don’t really have to make another one.

6. Show the video to your family or friends for further review.

Your family and friends may be the best or worst critics that you can get. Showing them the video can give you a first-hand appraisal if the video turned out the way you wanted it to be. Do not inform them about the type of video you have made because it may make them predisposed to laughing when the punch line hasn’t been delivered yet. Get their comments and suggestions to improve on it.

7. Put the finishing touches on the video.

When you have gained the desired reaction from your audience by allowing them to view your video (the point here is to make them laugh), then you know that what you have done is right. It is now ready to be launched for public display.

Making a humorous video is actually harder than making any other film because it is not easy to make someone laugh. But it is also the simplest to make. Enjoy making the video and surely, your audience will enjoy watching it too!



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November 13, 2009

Funny Jokes and Humor – Something for Everyone

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 6:13 pm
IC asked:


Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good as dead. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. Yes, that’s the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the real estate market (as far as earnings), but don’t take my word for it, look it up!. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more money than a mortgage broker without having all the work related stress.

Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big business, lets start by analyzing the way humor affects our daily life. If you have a desk job, work within a big corporation, are in sales, etc. you have probably noticed that once in a while there comes a person who with just a few words brightens your day, or there is a co-worker you just can’t imagine being without, no, I’m not talking about being in love, we are referring to humor.

It is a fact that most of the people (91.3% actually) who find a job boring, will end up leaving it in less than 3 months. That is just terrible from an employer’s point of view, they loose money by training new employees every few months. Employers and most companies know this, that is why we often hear, “A company name, the best place to work at”, or during the recruitment process we hear “Our company is a leader of this rapidly growing market and offers a fun environment to work at”. What statements like that usually mean is you’ll be buried in paperwork and running around all day long, but off course some people like to work hard so they are the 1% exception. There is nothing funny about jobs like that but they have to advertise it that way to get people interested.

Every now and then, we come across certain individuals who overcame their environment or simply have a different perspective of life who break the ice with a funny sentence, others simply try to memorize jokes and funny quotes, but when they forget about a critical line of the joke they crash and burn, they know it and so does everybody else but people end up laughing because of “social respect”.

For instance, don’t you feel a bit awkward every time someone who you know, is not a good at telling jokes, and this person constantly tries to break the ice with his/her less than funny jokes?, it has happened to me and everyone. I just wish that for once I wouldn’t be the one saying the bad jokes!.

Not everyone has joke telling talents, and that’s OK. But people who know don’t have such talent shouldn’t attempt stunts like these in public. There are many comedians I can reference to but I’ll quote Ronald Reagan (Yeah, the president). Regardless of his highly stressful occupation (and age), he was a “mentally hilarious” person who knew how to deliver a good-funny line at the right moment. For example:

- When asked by a reporter what kind of Governor he would be (back in 1966), he answered “I don’t know. I’ve never played a governor.”

- When he was asked about the deficit the country was going through he said “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”

- When asked about the Government views on economy, instead of talking about foreign exchange markets, interests, war etc. he said “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”

- Or, “Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”

As you see by these few examples show that being funny has nothing to do with lengthy jokes, its all about delivery and honest but simple lines, an average person can understand. By average I mean 93.4% of the population.

Learning how to use irony, juxtaposition and delivery can set you apart from the rest of the boring people, so help change the world for the best.

By the way, did you know that over 95% of all statistics are made up in the spot?; you might just want to keep that in mind!.



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November 12, 2009

Funny Videos to Keep the Humor Alive!

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 12:28 am
Rodger asked:


Go online and you will find countless funny video clips. Be it amateur clips to professional videos, animated versions to live comedy acts, the internet have all the formulas that will have you rolling with laughter!

A lot of websites feature funny video clips. some of them are video sharing sites where users can post videos they find funny as well as rate video clips posted by others. Several sites even feature funny video clips on their own. The user just has to browse through it without making any effort.

Who has the time to watch long movies that may seem to be amusing at first but end up being not-so-funny. Instead, you can go online and watch a relatively short video clip. That’s really convenient and won’t take much time either. The result – you have fun!

At CGAPS, you can just scroll for videos and find one within a few seconds, not even minutes. On an average, a funny video clip is not more than 5 minutes in duration. Say goodbye to the TV show which takes up no less than half an hour of your time to get you relaxed and have some laughs. If you’re in a hurry or need a quick break from work, funny video clips at CGAPS are the way to go.

More than any other kind of videos, funny video clips are cool in their viral effect. It’s simple. When you like a video clip, send it to a friend to make them be part of the fun too. In turn, the friend will forward it to a few of his/her friends. So, funny video clips spread like a virus but the best part is that they are not damaging, only amusing.

If you take your health seriously, this can be just one more way to be a healthier person. Laughing is good for you. Endless numbers of medical research teams have said that it helps to fight, prevent and cure disease. It’s like exercising…you breathe deeper, your heart beats faster and move a little if you’re laughing hard.

Now that’s enough reason to watch a funny video clip whenever you can!

Honestly, I can’t think of a better way to unwind from a long day at work, beat the stress or just take a break from the mundane daily routine. So next time you feel the blues, hit the mouse and watch your favorite Online Funny Video Clips to keep the humor alive.



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Have Fun as You Design Your Own Humorous Shirts

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 12:25 am
Maggie Johnson asked:


Designing your own garment can be oodles of fun. You will get the chance to use your artist ability even if you are not very good at drawing, painting, or sketching. There are a multitude of image editing softwares available that will allow you to create your own style without a lot of hassles. The good news is that as you are learning how to design your own humorous shirts, you will discover a hidden talent you may not have known you had while you are developing a garment showing off your personality and standards.

There are so many options when you are going to design your own humorous shirts!

Go for cartoon funny…

There are tons of cartoon characters to appreciate these days. The Simpsons or the Family Guy are examples of new cartoon characters while Winnie the Pooh or Mickey Mouse are examples of an older style cartoon character. Choosing your own preference is what makes this so much fun. In fact, if you are exceptionally creative, you can mix the styles into your own new style. The fact is that your own imagination is the limit when it comes to designing funny garments.

Go for quotations…

Old-fashioned quotes are always a great way to make your world a bit funnier. For instance, Robert Bloch said, “The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on” and Louis Hector Berlioz said, “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”. Regardless of what you find amusing and funny, you will find a quote that says it perfectly. Adding this to a top or shirt allows you to literally wear your humor on your sleeve!

Go wild…

Animals are always fun. Whether a household pet or a more wilder version of a favorite animal, when you design your own humorous shirts, you are able to customize your own garment to depict your preference. Lions, tigers, elephants, cats, dogs, dolphins, alligators, crocs, horses, sharks, and other types of animals can offer their own brand of funny to your custom designs. Add a quote or let the picture speak for itself. The choice is yours, and that is what makes designing custom garments such a popular activity.

Go motivational (or demotivational)…

These days you will find tons of motivational sayings usually accompanied by an image. If you have a slightly warped sense of humor, you will even find demotivational sayings usually accompanied by a different type of picture or image. These are a lot of fun, and when you are customizing garments, these can be used to your advantage. If you cannot find the motivational or demotivational image you are looking for readily, consider making your own! You will definitely not be disappointed.

When you are going to design your own humorous shirts, you will discover a world of options available allowing you to showcase your own brand of humor. If you are not sure of what to create, just let loose and have fun!



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November 11, 2009

The Producers Wins Over Broadway With Slapstick Humor

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 12:57 pm
Al Terry asked:


The Producers has been enjoying a nice run on Broadway since it’s opening on April 19th 2001 at the St. James Theatre located at 246 West 44th Street. The production is considered an original musical comedy and critics as well as audiences agree the Mel Brooks classic holds up it’s end of the laughter which is expected and promised. The show runs for two hours and forty minutes with one intermission.

Based on the Mel Brook’s movie, of the same name, which played in 1968, the tale tells of a down and out producer who writes the worst screen play in the history of movie script writing and then continues to attempt of conning two old ladies out of two million dollars.

The hilarious Broadway power duo of Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick team up to play the classic characters of Max Biaystock and accountant Leo Bloom. Both actors received acclaim for their work with the production and the slapstick humor, which is often just plain silly is pulled of with perfection throughout the brilliant show.

The storyline of the show is based in New York around the 1959 time period, in which Max creates the worst screen play ever to be written, this of course was done purposely. Max wants the script to be a failure in order to back out of having to pay his investors, and con everyone out of their money.

The comedy begins right away when you think what could the worst screen play ever written possibly be named? Well, Springtime For Hitler sure seems to have the name for a bad screenplay. What could be worst, or really more funny is how the bill is advertised, as a gay romp through World War II. With all this said it seems doomed from the start, just like Max and Leo expect, but who could ever guess that it would soon become a huge hit.

Now there are very special comedic moments which occur throughout these events, and both Lane and Broderick really play the silly slapstick comedy of Mel Brook’s extremely well. The singing and music also adds a nice touch to the humor and story. The story then moves on into the main plot as the two con men are forced to try and take advantage of two older women for the two million dollars they set out to rob from the investors.

The show is perfect for adults who enjoy sill and more slapstick humor. The comedy is not very deep or intellectual humor at all, more of the silly little things which hit your funny bone hard and fast and just makes you laugh. For a light hearted night out on Broadway and some rea good laughs The Producers will most likely provide exactly what is advertises and probably more laughs then you can handle. With 11 Tony’s in 2001 including best musical score, best director and best musical you cannot go wrong. Broadway Producer show tickets are selling on average for seventy-five dollars



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November 7, 2009

Free Stuff and Freebies – Quick Money Makers

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 8:09 pm
IC asked:


Starting a new business is always a difficult step, depending on the vertical market you decide to take on there will always be competitors who will try to beat the way you do business, this is true as far as the brick and mortar businesses and it is also true for online based businesses, however, those online entrepreneurs have one key advantage, valuable information.

We all have heard that the principle of any business is to buy low and sell high, this is until there are enough competitors in the market and it reaches a point of equilibrium between the demand and supply. Small businesses rely on other businesses which are going out of businesses to get their merchandise at discounted prices, some even resort to yard sales to gather their valuables, antique shops are a great example; retail market is the business medium where we see that one man’s garbage is another man’s treasure.

Online entrepreneurs who take part on the retail market have struggled after facing fierce competition. The electronic good markets is a rapidly changing and the demand is often high, however, high demand doesn’t always mean high revenue. At the moment we have thousands of retailers competing against each other on similar niches the prices start to drop until they reach an equilibrium point which may drive small businesses out of this sector. In some cases the equilibrium price reached is lower than wholesale cost at which the goods were purchased, so how does an online entrepreneur survive under such conditions?

A good recommendation is to diversify investments and explore new niches where product prices are not taken down by competitors. People are always looking for deals, and things get even better when these deals are coupled with the word: free. Free products are the best way to go as far as online businesses, there are many companies which try to build their brand by drawing attention to them by giving away free products, this is a great opportunity for entrepreneurs to turn these advertisement methods into cash.

Several of these free products can be sold through online portals or auction sites to get the cash flow going. The types of free products out there range from baby freebies to automotive freebies, as long as there are businesses willing to give merchandise away in exchange for exposure, online entrepreneurs will have a way to build a positive portfolio even under extremely competitive markets.



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November 6, 2009

Spice Up Your Windows Desktop With Free Wallpapers

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 3:53 pm
Tulip Heaven asked:


http://www.desktopwallpapers.ws offers a wide range of free wallpapers for adding mesmerizing effects to your desktop, all, free of cost.

This site provides innumerable choices of free wallpapers. The themes include 3D, animals, art, automobiles, beach, birthdays, cartoons, celebrities, Christmas, fantasy, flowers and many others. All these are available in our in an easy, downloadable formats such as 3D studio, OBJ, IGES, 3ds max in 1024×768 and over screen size.

The moment you get bored of your plain desktop, come and experience the charisma of these images, which are created with utmost perfection and clarity. Whether it is of any celebrity photo or reflections of nature, we have it for you. Of course, we have given many choices under each category so as to satisfy the soul of even the most fastidious customer.

Each category of free wallpapers is further divided so as to reduce the browsing time. For example, under the category Sports, we have subdivisions such as Football, Tennis, Cricket, Ball In Action, etc. In the ‘Nature’ category, you will see Wildlife, Sunset, Plants & Trees, Flowers, Birds, River, Sea Beach, etc.

Animated category of wallpapers is another attraction of our website. By choosing this free stuff for your PC, you are able to create wonderful effects to your working environment. We have bouncing butterflies, ripples of water, waterfalls, dreadful nights, flight of birds, etc., on offer.

The landscape wallpapers offer you the charm of realistic paintings, which takes you to the realm of artistic talents merged with the expertise of photography.

There is a search option to take you to the right page by just one click. For example, if you want to get a wallpaper on ‘Romance’, all you have to do is to log on to the website and type in the search column, “free wallpaper + love + romance” and in fraction of seconds you will land in a pool of wallpapers filled with love and romance.

Movie wallpaper comprises another category of popular choice. Here you can find a huge collection of photos of artists, their famous shots, and what not? So next time you think about your favorite celebrity to be in front of you, we have it for you, the most sexy and attractive celebrities wallpapers of Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, Russell Crove, and all your heroes and heroines.

Worried about any hidden costs by downloading free wallpapers? No, we are not the ones to add Spyware or Adware and give trouble to our customers. Be guaranteed about these. So what are you waiting for ? Enjoy our unique collection of high-quality & free wallpapers and give your computer desktop an interesting and stimulating look in a blink of an eye!



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November 5, 2009

How to Get Free Stuff on the Internet,A Step by Step Guide

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 5:37 pm
David asked:


Step 1. On the front page of any of the sites listed below choose what gift you would like. It doesn’t matter what you choose now because you can change it at anytime. Also, not all gifts available are listed on the first page, there are more.

Step 2. On the next page give them the information they will need to send you your gift. Make sure you use your real name because you cannot change it later on and if you give a false name you will not be able to get your free reward. Always choose “Referral Account” Points account will take a long time and you will have to complete a lot of offers. Referral account you only have to complete one offer.

Step 3. After that you will come to an offers page. This is how the company can send us free gifts. The company that you complete an offer with pays them for referring you. They also get paid for each of your referrals. Somewhere between $50-$75 per referral. That’s how they have the money to buy us free gifts. Also i would like to note that i do not work for transcendent innovations I’m just a guy who has had success with the websites below.

Offers I recommend: These offers give you credit INSTANTLY! Credit Check Total price free / Amazing Web Stores price $1.99 / Yahoo Success Center price 1.99 / e Auction Tutor price 1.95 / Google SEO Supervisor price 4.95 There are other great offers!

Step 4. After you have completed the offer click on the status page. At the very bottom of the page you will see a “Your Referral Link:” copy this link and give it to everyone you know! This is how you get your referrals. I will help you with getting referrals, once you complete one offer just e-mail me. At dmastr619@aol.com.

Here is a video URL showing blatant proof that the sites below are legit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AaJErJilGE&feature=player_embedded,and also If these sites weren’t legit than why would I give out my personal email address?

I have listed some website URL’s below.

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www.YourFreeNetbook.com/index.php?ref=5730536



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Free Stuffs for Pastime on the Web

Filed under: Art And Entertainment — Tags: , , — admin @ 12:56 pm
Cleopatra Makaveli asked:


Humans are very eager to find things that can satisfy them. Ever since history began, they find ways or invent activities that will make use of their time, pastime as they call it. But the saying is correct, humans have no contentment.

Even if there are millions of ways that you can spend your time, either useful or not, we still say at times that life is boring. We’ve got a lot of sports, mind games, music, TV shows, texting, internet, there are a lot, but they are not enough. I think, people’s perpetual pastime is complaining.

Nevertheless, humans never stop entertaining themselves. In this computer age, will you still run out of ways to pleasure yourself?

Going online, we are offered a lot. On the web, you’ll find millions of activities that can melt your clock for hours, depending on you if you’ll use it with a good sense. You’ll find videos for streaming, games, blogs and articles for references, movies, images, social networking, name it, web has it. So if you think life is still boring, look at yourself, maybe there’s something wrong with you.

Internet is one of the best creations ever made. No doubt, after some more years, every actions in the world will become computer driven( we exempt here emotions). When time feels like on a slow run, you can go to your computer and do simple clicks. You won’t feel you already spent hours sitting and concentrating on your activity.

One of the best form of entertainment is in the internet. You will see here sites that can give you cool videos, funny pictures, you can also read hilarious jokes, there are games and there are also links that can lead you to quality sites that can give you the service that you prefer. Many sites concentrate on one genre, but others can give you all of them in just one click, in just one place.

Funny cool videos and other stuffs will surely end your day with a smile. You don’t just laugh, you learn something or you can have the first hand about a certain news. Free stuffs on the web gives you more entertainment than time wasted.

Having all the pastime available online, and for free is one of the greatest thing happened on technology. Though sometimes, they disobey the law, it still us who knows what is right and wrong. We are the ones to choose what to patronize. After all, having yourself freed from stress for a while is not a waste of time. You just made a break, a fun break.



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