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November 28, 2009

Stuck for a Mothers Day Gift Idea. Www.find-me-a-gift Has the Answer!

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Stuck for a Mothers Day Gift idea. www.find-me-a-gift has the answer!

We have over 1000 gift ideas for men women and children. When it comes to Mothers Day we have a fantastic selection of presents. Mothers day is the time of year where you want to show your love to your mum, so here are a list of products that will help get you in the good books.

Mad cow Hot Socks -These soft, cosy Hot Sox are the perfect way to soothe your tired or cold feet. Pamper yourself or a loved one with these cute 100% cotton Grapefruit and Benzoin scented feet treats!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/personal-gift/aroma-cushion-hot-sox-mad-cow.html

Become a Lady – Become a Lord (Laird) or Lady when you buy this gift and be the owner of a plot of land on the Kincavel Estate in Sonachan, Scotland, and have legal usage of the title “Laird” (meaning “land owner”). Laird is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is “Lady”.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/laird-lord-and-lady-of-the-glen.html

Eyezone Massager – Our Eye Massager is brilliant for effective relief from stress, headaches and migraines. As seen on Richard and Judy and developed from Chinese acupuncture, massage and magnetic principles, this 3 in 1 battery powered Eye Massager can help with the following:

Eye Massager alleviates eye fatigue caused by extensive use of computers, long periods of driving, studying and reading.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/eyezone-massager.html

Name a Star – Name a Star is a wonderful present for anyone. Send someone special into orbit by Naming a Star after them with the Intergalactic Star Database. This thoughtful personalised gift will last 10 billion years, longer than anything else you could ever buy them.

This gift is perfect for your loved ones and will let them know how much you value them. Every time they want to see their present, they can just look up at night and see a beautiful shining reminder of you.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/name-a-star.html

Colour flame candles-

Rainbow Maker – Our Rainbow Maker is the original Swarovski Crystal Rainbow Maker created by artist David Dear. It is a wonderfully imaginative invention, a clever piece of art that is not only pleasing as a decoration but also produces beautiful rainbows that will brighten up your day.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/swarovski-crystal-rainbow-maker.html

Spider Catcher –Ever wanted a way of removing those pesky little beasts from your bath, ceilings and other awkward areas? Well now you can without harming them and keeping you at a safe distance!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/spider-catcher.html

Spa lights-Women simply love hot relaxing baths and our mini spa lights are the new candles! Mood lighting can turn a relaxing soak in the tub into an indulgent, decadent treat. With handy suction cups and a waterproof body, these beautiful mini Spa Lights will transform bath time from good to gorgeous.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/spa-lights.html

Name a box of chocolates – Name a Star is a wonderful present for anyone. Send someone special into orbit by Naming a Star after them with the Intergalactic Star Database. This thoughtful personalised gift will last 10 billion years, longer than anything else you could ever buy them.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/name-a-box-of-chocolates.html

Bubble bath machine – Bubbles just got big time! Place the Bubble Bath Machine on the side of your bath and fill up with your favourite bath bubbles and water. Lay back, switch on and watch millions of perfect frothy little bubbles fill up your tub. A must have for people who love a good soak in the tub.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/personal-gift/bubble-bath-machine.html

Dozen white Roses -Twelve beautiful white roses, blended with an array of complimenting foliage. Finished with a luxurious natural-coloured wrap, this vibrant rose bouquet is a beautiful gift for many occasions.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/flowers/flowers-delivery/dozen-white-roses-standard.html

Trembler Orgasmatron – This Trembler Head Massager has amazing soothing and relaxing properties and you will not believe how nice it is just from looking at it. The effect spreads through your whole body and make you shiver with pleasure, it gives lots of people goose bumps it’s so nice!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/orgasmatron-trembler-head-massager.html

If you would like to look at our full range of Mothers Day gifts please click on the link below.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk

Some more great ideas from www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk

If you have any queries or comments please email me Sarah@findmeagift.com



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November 27, 2009

Christmas Top 10 at Find-me-a-gift

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To stop you from trawling the streets looking out for the best presents around and huffing and puffing in the chilly winter air, let Find-Me-A-Gift assist you with our wonderful gift predictions! Christmas is our thing at Find-Me-A-Gift and we know a top selling Christmas Gift when we see one! Christmas Gifts have to have that extra WOW factor, a dash of pizzazz and a flash of originality. With so many Christmas Gifts failing to reach these crucial criteria, we’ve compiled the essential list of our 10 Top Christmas Gifts to aid you through the shopping season!

Clicking in at Number 10, it’s the ultra-sleek, ultra-modern Digital Photo Album Key Ring! Why just make Christmas and New Years memories when you can record them and remember them forever! Whether you’re a dab hand with the camera or just a snap-happy character, you’ll have heaps of fun flicking between photos and showing all your friends the jolly old time you had! Become St. Click this Christmas with the fabulous one of a kind Digital Photo Album Key Ring!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/digital-photo-album-key-ring.html

Whizzing in at number 9, blink and you’ll miss them – the incredibly wicked Racing Grannies! You may have heard of these fast-paced racers before, and if you haven’t, you’re bound to this Christmas! Perfect for speeding down the dinner table, the wonderful wind-up Racing Grannies are bound to have the whole family in festive fits of laughter – even your own Granny!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/racing-grannies.html

Who said practicality and humour didn’t go together? In at number 8, it’s the awesome Arse/Face Towel! If clammy claustrophobic shopping centres and chilly cold air have wreaked havoc with the sensitive skin on your face (and derriere!), then purchase the Arse/Face towel to rectify the situation! Hang it over the bath and get your guests giggling!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/arse-face-towel.html

Christmas carols and generally bad festive music getting on your last nerve? Number 7 on the Find-Me-A-Gift Top Gifts Christmas List lets you unleash your own beats – Finger Beats! The Finger Beats Bongo Drums and Alien Choir sets are the wildest, most annoying yet addictive sounds this season! Ideal for getting in the party mood and giving your fingers some tapping relief after all that present opening!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/finger-beats-alien-choir-sound-system.html

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Highly deserving of its place at Number 6, it’s the breathtaking and inspiring Laser Stars Cosmos Projector! This spectacular Space-Age wonder is tipped to be a sell-out at Christmas and will be creating constellations on ceilings across the country! Projecting realistic stars, clouds and a generally spacey atmosphere, Laser Stars is the perfect accompaniment to a Silent Night!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/laser-cosmos-laser-stars-projector.html

Number 5 sure will come in handy on those rainy winter days. Did you know that Brits are treated to a whopping 125 days of rain per year? With that figure in mind, you may want to set your sights on the inspiring Starlight Umbrella! Shimmer and sparkle under the dark skies and turn the gloom upside down with this beautifully twinkly essential item!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/twilight-umbrella-light-up-led.html

If your eyes are squinting from all the Christmas displays, twinkling trees and moonlit winter glare, you sound in good need of our Number 4 product! The Eyezone Massager promises not to sing jingle bells or light up twenty different colours. Simply lie back, turn the Eyezone Massager on and be instantly relieved by its soothing vibrating actions! Christmas stress? Bah! Humbug.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/eyezone-massager.html

Had enough of lame excuses on why you didn’t receive your present and card? As soon as the lie comes out of their mouth, you’ll wish you had the amazing Bullshit Button in your hands! It doesn’t earn its place at Number 3 for nothing! The Bullshit Button will blurt out a whole host of hilarious truthful phrases at those crucial cringing moments! Show them you’re no push-over and get some jingle-balls this year!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/bullshit-button.html

A Number 2 product on the Find-Me-A-Gift Christmas Hot List surely has to have some star-quality! Living up to its name, Name a Star is the most caring, thoughtful and dazzling Christmas Gift you’ll ever give! Seeing as you can’t bundle up the stratosphere and chuck it out with the rubbish, we reckon this gift is perhaps the most everlasting amount of incredibleness on offer!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/name-a-star.html

And now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for! The Christmas Gift that’s made its way to the Find-Me-A-Gift hot spot Number 1 of 2007 is… the ever-popular and hugely unique Become a Lord and Lady Title! Aye, it’s not often you can give the gift to deem your Dad, Sister or Aunt a Lord or Lady of Scotland! What’s more – the Become a Lord and Lady Title lasts forever so your gift will be remembered throughout life! Now, if that’s not value for money, we don’t know what is!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/laird-lord-and-lady-of-the-glen.html

So there you have it. We hope it was worth the wait and your mince pies haven’t gone cold. We don’t do things by halves at Find-Me-A-Gift, so when we predict a hot Top Ten Christmas List, you can bet your wishbone that we’ll be spot on! Whether you’re after stocking fillers, children’s gifts, men’s gift’s, pet’s gifts or Secret Santa’s, there’s only one grotto with a motto for quality and entertainment – Find-Me-A-Gift.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk

For more information on any of the wonderful Christmas Gifts featured in our Top Ten or any general queries you may have, please contact Sarah on 01926 691010



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November 26, 2009

Experience Day Gift at Find-me-a-gift

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Experience days at find-me-a-gift

Experience Day Vouchers are the ideal gift for the person that has everything and make a unique gift. Ever stuck for that perfect gift or present? Maybe the gift experience voucher is the answer and www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk have an amazing choice of experience days.

Listed below are just a few to give you a taste of the gift experience day’s find-me-a-gift.co.uk sell.

Introduction to Racing Driving – From the moment you climb into a single-seater racing car, you are in for some unbelievable excitement. The starter waves his flag, you pump the accelerator, the engine roars and you’re off. In moments you’re taking the corners and barrelling along the straights of a famous British racetrack.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/shaving-tanning-skincare-gifts/introduction-to-racing-driving.html

Pamper Day With Three Treatments For Two – Treat yourself and a friend to 3 treatments each including a 30 minute facial, 30 minute massage and a express eyebrow shape or nail file and polish and feel healthy, fit and relaxed at the adjoining health and fitness club.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/pamper-day-with-three-treatments-for-two.html

Indoor Skydiving – Imagine a wind tunnel that could be used for testing the aerodynamics of an F1 racing car, turn it upright, jump onto the airflow and you are skydiving. It’s a proven concept operating in several countries to the benefit of the skydiving community and anyone else who wishes to taste the thrill of freefall in a completely safe environment.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/indoor-skydiving.html

Hydro Zorbing For Two – Expect to get very wet! Hydro zorbing is a totally different experience from harness zorbing as you do not rotate with the zorb, but instead 25 litres (2 buckets) of water (cold or warm) are added inside, and you slide from side to side and forwards and backwards while the zorb revolves around you, gaining speed with every revolution. The sensation has been described as a cross between a roller coaster and a waterfall! The hydro zorb run is approximately 200m long.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/hydro-zorbing-for-two.html

Hot Air Balloon Flight – Nothing quite compares to the serenity of ballooning. Gaze down over the fields, hedgerows and villages, dappled in soft evening sunlight or tranquil early morning light. Bask in the magical silence as you float high above the ground and then drop low enough to skim the hedgerows and treetops. It’s a perfect way to take fabulous pictures – and a treat to remember for many years.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/shaving-tanning-skincare-gifts/hot-air-balloon-flight-uk.html

Wine Tasting Experience For Two – You’ll be amazed at the skill, effort and experience it takes to produce a quality wine. Enjoy a tour of an English vineyard and take home a complimentary bottle of wine per couple to drink at your leisure.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men/wine-tasting-experience-for-two.html

Pop Star Recording Studio Session – Ever dreamed of being a pop star even if it’s just for a day? Now you can record a song of your dreams at a recording studio. This could be your stepping-stone to the stars!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/shaving-tanning-skincare-gifts/pop-star-recording-studio-session.html

White Water Rafting – Thunderous noise, churning water, rapids all around you. Some serious teamwork is required to get you through it all. This is the unbelievable thrill and excitement of this all action high-adrenalin sport.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/shaving-tanning-skincare-gifts/white-water-rafting.html

Cooking with Anthony Worrall Thompson – Antony Worrall Thompson personally introduces you to some of his famous recipes as he demonstrates cooking styles from around the world. We are sure he will have many new recipes and stories after his harrowing time on the hit TV show “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!”. Then enjoy lunch afterwards at his restaurant. The perfect gift for the cooking enthusiast.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/shaving-tanning-skincare-gifts/cooking-with-anthony-worrall-thompson.html

If you have left it a bit late to buy your gifts? Don’t panic find-me-a-gift offer a next working day delivery if you place your order before 3.30pm.

Www.find-me-a-gift has over 1000 gift and present ideas for men, women & children for any occasion. Click below to see the full range

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/



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November 25, 2009

Bath Time Gifts From Find-me-a-gift

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Find-me-a-gift have a fantastic selection of bath time gifts to keep the whole family entertained! From floating ducks to bubble bath machines to bath caddies that hold your favourite book or magazine!

For men women and children www.find-me-a-gift have a gift to suit with over 1000 gifts to choose from they have a fantastic gift range.

Bubble bath Machine – Bubbles just got big time! Place the Bubble Bath Machine on the side of your bath and fill up with your favourite bath bubbles and water. Lay back, switch on and watch millions of perfect frothy little bubbles fill up your tub. A must have for people who love a good soak in the tub.

A lovely gift for the person in your life who needs pampering, maybe even yourself! Lie back and relax with our Bubble Bath Machine, sure to make your worries drift away…

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/personal-gift/bubble-bath-machine.html

Spa Lights – Women simply love hot relaxing baths and our mini spa lights are the new candles! Mood lighting can turn a relaxing soak in the tub into a indulgent, decadent treat. With handy suction cups and a waterproof body, these beautiful mini Spa Lights will transform bath time from good to gorgeous.

Using the mini spa lights is simple. Use the suction cup to attach Spa Lights to the sides of the bath or against the tiles in your shower and enjoy their warm yellow glow… alternatively let them float freely on top of the water for a more organic, oriental feel. Mini Spa Lights come as a pack of two, and one set of batteries will give you a healthy 120 hours of relaxing, fun and beautiful lighting.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/spa-lights.html

Lovers Spa Kit – Ahh at last, here’s your chance to clean up your act by fulfilling all of those dirty thoughts that we all have from time to time. I’m sure that by just reading the pack contents for this saucy spa kit you’ll be conjuring up several sexy scenarios that you and your partner would love to enjoy time and time again.

Deluxe kit contains; Coconut passion fruit bubble bath (175ml), hand held massager, sensual sea-like sponge, coconut water scoop, coconut passion fruit massage oil (175ml), pleasure balm, four tea light candles and last but not least the all important special invitation card as it would be a shame to enjoy all of this on your own…

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/lovers-spa-kit.html

Floating Radio Duck – Bath Duck Shower Duck – Floating Radio Duck – Bath Duck – Shower Duck. Now you can jazz up your bath time with the Radio Duck, Lie back and soak up the bubbles whilst listening to your favourite tunes from this very cute duck radio. You’d be quackers to miss this great product.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/am-fm-floating-radio-duck.html

Shower Tap Radio – The Shower Tap Radio is a great little radio that simply sticks to your bathroom tiles using the sucker provided. Perfect for those of you who love to sing in the shower!

Operating the Shower Tap Radio couldn’t be simpler. Turn the tap on the radio on, adjust the volume and tune into your favourite station!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/shower-tap-radio.html

Aqua Glow Bath Light – The Aqua Glow Bath Light allows you to bathe yourself in mood lighting with a submergible, waterproof light that adds sparkling colour to your bath water. Relax and enjoy a rainbow of tranquil blues, tropical greens and sensuous reds destined to enhance your mood and soothe your spirit.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/aqua-glow-bath-light.html

The Chocolate Spa – The Chocolate Spa offers the ultimate self-pampering experience for that very special chocoholic in your life. Imagine giving your body over completely to chocolate… without guilt. The Chocolate Spa is a great calorie-free way to indulge yourself. This special kit allows you to indulge your loved one with scented bath and body products that will leave them smelling and feeling delicious (all without the calories!). The Chocolate Spa sets the stage for a peaceful night of soaking in the tub.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/the-chocolate-spa.html

Bath Caddy – The Bath Caddy is the perfect gift for anyone how enjoys a bath to relax. Imagine sinking into a sea of scented bubbles with the soft flickering candle light. If you fancy a read then the Bath Rest will prop open your favourite book without getting it soaking wet. The Bath Caddy puts paid to that damp fumbling, book juggling nightmare.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/bath-caddy.html

Lotus Leaf Bath Plug – The Lotus Leaf Bath Plug is a universal rubber bath plug with a pretty pink lotus leaf attached by a chain. The flower floats and bobs about as you lie in the bath gazing at your toes and contemplating life. The Lotus Leaf Bath Plug adds that extra little touch to help you chill out and have a nice relaxing bath.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/lotus-leaf-bath-plug.html

Love Duck Radio – Electricity and water don’t really mix very well. So when you’re having a romantic candle-lit bath with your beloved, it’s not a good idea to haul your CD player into the bathroom to create the desired romantic atmosphere. So how do you create the right atmosphere? Well, that’s where this cute little love duck radio comes into the picture. Just choose your favourite romantic AM or FM radio station and this little guy will fill your bathroom with the sweet music of love, perfect to set the scene for your Valentine’s bubble bath. Lovely…

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/love-duck-radio.html

Colour Changing Duck – Light Up Duckie – Glow in The Dark Duck – This colour changing Duckie is a brilliant addition to our ever growing ever popular Duckie range. Great for baths and ponds, this light up duck will delight children and adults alike. The Colour Changing Duckie comes with batteries included and scans through blue, green, red orange, yellow and everything in between. Use in the dark for best results.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/colour-changing-duck-light-up-duckie-glow-in-the-dark-duck.html

Bathroom Commando Water Pistol – Game Splash da la vista baby!

There’s always time for some sharp shooting water pistol action.. Now even when your having a bath you can keep those dirty rotting scum away. Set-up the targets and fill you pistol… you never know who’s water you’ve crossed you may be behind enemy lines!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/bathroom-commando-water-pistol-game.html

If you have left it a bit late to buy your gifts? Don’t panic find-me-a-gift offer a next working day delivery if you place your order before 3.30pm.

www.find-me-a-gift has over 1000 gift and present ideas for men, women & children for any occasion. Click below to see the full range

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/



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November 24, 2009

Stuck for Gift Ideas to Fill your Mans Stocking This Christmas?

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Stuck for gift ideas to fill your mans stocking this Christmas?

www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk has the answer to your Christmas gift and gadget needs!

With over 1000 gift ideas for men, women & children Find-me-a-gift.com

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Below is a few of our favourite stocking fillers for men this Christmas.

Racing grannies – Possibly the best wind-up toy ever invented, the Racing Grannies are to geriatric speedway what Ferrari is to Formula One. As anyone who has been on the receiving end of a Zimmer-frame will know, grannies are formidable movers with legendary stamina, and these delightful wind-ups are testament to their endurance. With expressions of steely determination and complete with go-faster cardigans, these two are just a few winds away from the race of their lives. It’s time to have your own Grand National! http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/racing-grannies.html

Arse Face Soap – Arse Face Soap is a hilarious bar of soap that’s sure to add some fun to your bathroom. Arse Face Soap is a generous size with a fresh scent; clearly stating which side of the soap should be hygienically used for certain areas of your body!

This is a very funny gift for guys who do not have cleanliness at the top of their priority list and, let’s face it; there are a lot of them out there.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/arse-face-soap.html

Jim’ll fix it badge – If you grew up in the ‘70 or ‘80 chances are that you grew up watching Jimmy Savile on the BBC’s Jim’ll Fix It show. Every week thousand of hopeful kids and grown ups alike would put pen to paper and compose their begging letters: “Dear Jim, will you fix it for me to spend a night in an igloo / be a pantomime horse / drive a crane… (You get the idea)” The show often received over 3,000 letters a day! Jim would “fix it” for several lucky children’s wishes to come true each week, this usually involved such treats as watching a troupe of Cub Scouts eating their entire packed lunch on a roller coater (and then being sick!) or similar, and finally the lucky participants would be presented with a “Jim fixed it for me” medal, the famous Jim’ll Fix It Badge! Well now after all these years we can finally put things right… in association with Sir Jimmy Savile himself… Jim’ll Fix It Soap On A Rope (or a ribbon to more accurate), just like the real thing only crafted from finest soap!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/jim-ll-fix-it-soap-on-a-rope.html

USB cup warmer – In case you didn’t know, the USB Cup Warmer is the hottest thing to hit the office since the water cooler. Pun intended, folks. “But what is it?” I hear the simpler of you ask. It’s easy. It’s a metal plate that plugs into your computer. You put your tea or coffee on it. Your hot drink stays hot. No need for plugs or batteries. Genius. You’re not crazy. You like hot drinks and you like to drink them at the intended temperature. Why do your co-workers, friends and family insist on bothering you when you’re trying to drink them? I don’t know, but I do know that the USB Cup Warmer will mean you never suffer the misfortune of cold hot drinks ever again. The perfect present for yourself or anyone at all! http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/work-gift/usb-cup-warmer.html

Ball scratcher – The Executive Ball Scratcher is every gentleman’s executive dream. Ball Scratcher’s do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself: Scratch their balls!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/executives-ball-scratcher.html

Booby stress relievers – The Boob Stress Chest is the brand-new improvement on the classic booby stress reliever. Tired hands? Aching wrists? Stressed out? These boobs will gently soothe your body and mind back to chilled out bliss!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/boob-stress-relievers.html

Pretty Polly swearing parrot – Good old Not So Pretty Polly. Our boy’s living proof that if you shouldn’t always say the first thing that pops into your head. You’ve got to be so careful what you say these days, but luckily for us Polly the Insulting Parrot isn’t, and lets them rip with one insensitive and rude wisecrack after another. http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men/not-so-pretty-polly-swearing-parrot.html

Orgasmatron – Orgasmatron Head Massager is truly amazing. It doesn’t look much, some say it looks a little weird but it really does give you surprising sensations. Within seconds it can give you goose bumps, hairs on the back of your neck stand up, your spine tingles and you can feel trance states of ecstasy. The feeling the Orgasmatron head massager gives you is pure excitement. Consider it “exercise for the hairs on the back of your neck. “The Orgasmatron’s smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp, sending sparkling sensations thru your entire body.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/orgasmatron-head-massager.html

Potty Putter – Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom. If you’re a golfer who can’t get enough practice time, then Potty Putter is for you! Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before – in the bathroom!http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/men/potty-putter.html

Finger drums – Now you can be the ultimate office enemy…..just keep practicing your drum rolls in important meetings…or when someone is trying to pour their heart out to you!! Fingers are used instead of sticks with this superb tiny electronic drum kit. Each replica drum is touch sensitive and plays a digital drum sound when touched. It even includes a cymbal, and a bass drum with pedal.http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/finger-drums.html

To see our full range of fabulous Christmas gift ideas please click below

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/

If you need any other information please email me sarah@findmeagift.co.uk



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November 23, 2009

Stuck for a Valentines Gift for Her

Filed under: Marketing — Tags: , , — admin @ 1:50 am
Find-me-a-gift asked:


Stuck for a Valentines Day Gift Idea?

Find me a gift have the perfect range of gifts for her that makes hunting for Valentines Day easy. We have put together our favourite list of Valentine gifts for her.

My Heart Forever Box – is a really beautiful and special little gift for the one you Love. The symbolic gesture is that you give them your heart to keep.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/my-heart-forever-box.html

Name a Star – Name a Star is a wonderful present for anyone. Send someone special into orbit by naming a Star after them with the Intergalactic Star Database. This thoughtful personalised gift will last 10 billion years, longer than anything else you could ever buy them.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/name-a-star.html

Pink Hot Socks – Pink Hot Socks are the latest in the fantastic Hot Sox range that have become some our out best loved products. These soft, cosy Pink Hot Socks are the perfect way to soothe your tired or cold feet. Pamper yourself or a loved one with these cute 100% cotton Rose; Neroli & Lavender scented feet treats!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/pink-hot-socks.html

Silver Rolo – Do you love anyone enough to give them your last silver rolo? This fun yet thoughtful gift is perfect for all occasions and is sure to have them grinning with happiness.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/presents/silver-rolo-my-last-rolo.html

Become a lady –Become a Lord (Laird) or Lady when you buy this gift and be the owner of a plot of land on the Kincavel Estate in Sonachan, Scotland, and have legal usage of the title “Laird” (meaning “land owner”). Laird is a title that can be used by men or women but the commonly accepted equivalent for women is “Lady”.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/laird-lord-and-lady-of-the-glen.html

Trembler Orgasmatron – This Trembler Head Massager has amazing soothing and relaxing properties and you will not believe how nice it is just from looking at it. The effect spreads through your whole body and make you shiver with pleasure, it gives lots of people goose bumps it’s so nice!

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/unusual-gadgets/orgasmatron-trembler-head-massager.html

Star Umbrella – The Star Umbrella is one of those new gifts that stopped us in our tracks. We’re extremely proud of this unique and wonderful LED fibre optic Umbrella that is already one of our most talked about products.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/womens-gifts/twilight-umbrella-light-up-led.html

Silver Love Heart -This fantastic sterling silver hallmarked love heart is a perfect replica of the classic sweet we all remember

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gift-ideas-for-women/presents/sterling-silver-love-heart.html

Secret Message Arrow –The secret message arrow is a fantastic way of sending your partner a secret message. When’s the last time you sent a loved one a secret loving message, it’s so easy to do and yet means so much (email and text messages don’t count).

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/secret-message-arrow.html

A World To Explore Silver Charm Box – Ever wanted to have the world in the palm of your hand, or does someone mean the world to you? Now you have the chance to show it by giving them this solid silver world in a beautifully engraved heart shaped box, there is no bigger gift you can give.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/a-world-to-explore-silver-charm-box.html

Double Heart hand warmers – Double Mini Heart Hand Warmers are great for keeping those winter chills away. The Double Mini Heart Hand Warmers are great for keeping those winter chills away. The Double Mini Heart Hand Warmers hot pack is squidgy clear plastic hearts, one clear and one red.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/double-mini-heart-hand-warmers.html

If you would like to look at our full range of gifts please click on the link below.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk

Thanks

Sarah



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November 15, 2009

6 Tips For Using Humor In Your Marketing

Filed under: Marketing — Tags: , , — admin @ 11:21 pm
Jj Kennedy asked:


If you know me personally, or have read my articles before, you know I am a goofball. There is nothing subtle about me or my sense of humor. I’m sure a psychoanalyst could write reams of data about what is wrong with me. I’m blatant, crude, way over the top, off-color, and often offensive.

But that is me and my blog, NOT my work as either a consultant or as a marketing executive in my previous life. Because my blog is personal (as I think all good ones should be) it is the genuine me, burrs and all.

However, when I am working with a client, the suit goes on, the language is toned down, and humor, which defines me as a person, is actually rarely used as a marketing vehicle at all. It kills me, but there are SO many pitfalls if used inappropriately, it is often just not worth the risk for a client.

Sometimes I get lucky and a client and their audience have a very similar tone and market as me. In that rare case, our marketing results are just off the charts, but those cases are few and far between.

Being a guy who places tremendous value in humor, I offer these 6 tips for using humor in your own marketing materials. Use at your own risk.

1. Be Genuine

There are many types of humor: Subtle, sarcastic, slapstick, off-color, clever, etc.

 What you need to figure out is which one you are. I am definitely the slapstick, off-color type. What can I say – I realize I am a large child, and fart jokes still crack me up. Compare that to Mikey, a good friend of mine (he hates when I call him that…It’s Mike, thank you.). He has a fantastic subtle sense of humor. He is the type that rarely pipes up, and you really have to pay attention; But, when he says something funny, it is obviously well thought out, and it always frigging kills me.

The point is that there is NO WAY I could pull off Mikey’s type of humor. Because I am so over the top 99% of the time, it would just get lost in the commotion. On the flip side, Mikey would look like a total idiot and loose all respect of people if he tried what I do. You can’t be quiet and mild mannered and then randomly start singing about your love of string cheese in the middle of the supermarket. It just don’t work.

 If you are going to use humor, make sure it is your real humor, and not what you think your audience wants. Nothing is more cringeworthy than a joke that receives dead silence. In almost every case it comes from poor delivery, which is usually the result of not feeling 100% comfortable and confident in what you are doing. It works the same way in marketing. If your humor does not match that of your audience, take my advice – Don’t use it.

 That was a super fancy segue into our next section if I do say so.

2. Know the audience…WELL

It is so super important to always know your audience when you are marketing. When using humor, it is doubly so. Not all people find the same things funny. Some type of humor (particularly mine) will even turn people away who would otherwise be customers. If your product or business paints it prospects with a broad brush, it is an absolute necessity that you niche out your segments if you want to try a shot a humor. Try your best not to let the segments cross paths.

Why? Because consensus humor is just not funny. If you try to make humor fit every audience, it will not fit ANY audience. If you have ever worked for a large corporation, you know that marketing creative is often brainstormed and approved by a group of marketing execs. I genuinely believe that that type of marketing usually sucks as it is so watered down to reach a consensus that it is also too watered down to earn a customer reaction. The same thing happens with humor.

3. Know how the audience views YOU

I have the luxury of hand picking my audience for my blogs and articles. I have built my sites from the ground up with the same tone and humor the entire time. If you like it, you stay, if not, you leave – and I’m totally cool with that.

 When you are working with another business, or as a representative for a business that is not an exact replica of you, this is not the case.

What you really need to figure out is how the audience views you. And that will tell you if the type of humor you are using fits. If your audience perceives you as a “subtle”, then they are probably following you because they are “subtles” too. That tells you that the humor needs to be subtle as well.

Going back to points 1 and 2, if you are not a “subtle” as well, you have two options:

Option 1:. Don’t use humor. or

Option 2: Find a Mikey with a great subtle sense of humor and let him lead the creative.

 

4. Take risks if you can

The key point of this is “if you can.” This really depends on your type of humor, how risky the material is, and how big the potential upside is.

Everybody knows that the bigger the risk, the bigger the return. I’m finding that out in great detail with my own blog. Whenever I post a article that is a bit offensive and off color, the traffic for those posts usually goes through the roof. My article called “Retards and the Chinese” is a perfect example of this. To sum up, I received a few angry posts and emails about my casual use of the word “retard.” The article that addressed those comments was designed specifically to push peoples buttons and provoke a response. And it really did. But, truth be told, I was biting my nails for the entire week after I posted it. I got lucky, but it could have been a disaster.

 The point is that it was a calculated risk. I knew that my audience base was predominately outspoken and thick skinned, so I figured they could take it. I was also very careful to turn the article sympathetic towards me after I ruffled everyone’s feathers. It worked well, but definitely took some time to get just right. I probably rewrote the closing paragraphs about 10 times.

5. Know when to say no

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point being a damn fool about it” – WC Fields

Sometimes humor is just not the right choice. Yes it is fun, yes it can produce fantastic results, but yes, it can also kill you if done wrong. If you find yourself on the negative side of any of the above tips, then just stop. It’s not worth it.

The key to humor is 100% confidence. If you are not true in your humor, if your audience is not into your humor, or if your audience image of you is not congruent with your humor, then your chances of success can not possibly outweigh the potential risks of using it.

Stick with the tried and true marketing vehicles that have worked for you in the past. They will not get the big results you are hoping for, but you won’t shoot yourself in the foot either.

Also, as a final caveat on know when to say no. Some things are just inherently not funny and should not be taken lightly. I wouldn’t recommend using humor under any circumstances to market when people have been injured physically or emotionally or are truly in need of help.

A great example that comes to mind is the recent Cash4Gold commercial that aired during the Super Bowl (I reviewed it and other ads on my blog recently). It starred Ed McMahon and MC Hammer pawning all their goods because they were broke. It was supposed to be funny. Not only did it not work, but it made me feel bad for the stars. If you think about the underlying context of WHY someone would be selling their stuff to a pawn shop and how desperate their situation must be, I think you would agree that there is nothing really funny about that.

6. Thicken your skin

Jokes flop. Even the best comedians will tell you that. If edgy, they will also offend some people. It’s gonna happen sooner or later. My final piece of advice is to grow a thick skin. Not everything will work the first time. As with stand up comedy, humor in marketing often takes a while to work out phrasing and timing.

At my site, I often push the edge on what is “professional.” After all, I am a serious and professional business person. I have a ton of real experience and have made a ton of real money. But that often does not jibe with the image I represent, especially on first impression.

Most people who stick around past the first article will usually become fans –loyal motivated fans – for a long time, but that does come at a price of losing a good percentage of visitors who just don’t get it or cannot get past the apparent professional/goofy disconnect.

That is a trade off I am willing to accept. I am 100% confident and 100% congruent to my personality on my site, so I can weather the comments and criticisms that I occasionally get. If I were not, I’m not sure I would be able to stomach someone truly thinking I am an idiot and what that might mean to my reputation.

I’ll end with a great quote that sums up a lot of what I do on my own site, and being the spaz I am, my general approach to humor. It’s simple, but says quite a bit.

 “I\’m not funny. What I am is brave. “ – Lucille Ball Stay Cool. JJ  

 

 

 



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November 14, 2009

Humor in Customer Service and How It Can Help Your Business

Filed under: Marketing — Tags: , , — admin @ 10:39 pm
Josh Stone asked:


Now, wait a minute. You are not a stage comedian or an actor. Your job is to sell something, not put on a clown act. How does humor fit into customer service?

And that’s exactly why this works: Everybody thinks just like the above paragraph. Because everybody thinks that way, nobody uses humor to ease a customer transaction. This causes the business world to take on a droning, monotonous tone: “How are you?” “Would you like a receipt?” “Thank you for shopping with us.” “Can I get you anything to drink with that?” “How may I assist you?’

It goes on and on, a routine that everybody sleepwalks through. Clearly, you don’t have to be very funny to break up the rhythm. Even a little, tiny bit funny does very, very well in the jet stream of flowing consciousness that is the consumer’s day. And they will remember it for the rest of the day.

Here is one of the best examples I’ve ever seen from real life. Do you like calling a business and hearing one of those droning phone menus that tell you to push a button for each option? Well, here’s another one:

Welcome to International Discount Brokerage!

This call may be recorded or monitored for quality assurance.

For stock trading, press 1.

To order a new account kit, press 2.

For stock quotes, press 3.

For other customer service, press 4.

If you are a netware points benefits customer, press 5.

To hear more about our easy-buy program, where you can secure future stock credits, press 6.

If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7.

If you know your party’s extension, press 8.

To return to the main menu, press 9…

Or stay on the line for the next available customer service representative.

Thank you.

By the book, isn’t it? This is a real example from a real business. When customers pressed seven, they got exactly what they asked for: a recorded sound of one, routine duck quack. Then the menu came back. Believe it or not, this simple, silly trick led to millions of additional calls and eventually a 75% increase in new accounts! No really logical reason, except that people tended to view the business favorably if they could be a serious business and yet still have the grace to make a little fun of their own menu. This also helps to alleviate the tension of customers calling, since many people report that they don’t like automated phone menus.

Another co-worker had an interesting, amusing story he could tell. It was just something funny that happened to him. It took two minutes, tops, to run through, was very simple, and had no possibility of offending anyone. Those of us who worked with him heard it so many times that we got to memorize it ourselves. The handy thing was that he could bring it out to keep a customer occupied for two minutes while they were waiting for a transaction to be completed.

He could use it to break tension, lighten a customer’s mood, make a new friend, and sometimes he even changed it a little in order to work it in. To those of us who heard it all the time, it sounded almost like a recording, but the first time everybody heard it, they laughed or at least smiled, because he could tell it so naturally. I never once heard a customer complain about this employee; in fact, he got bonuses and good reviews all the time. It was simple, and yet brilliant in its simplicity.

You must always be careful not to have the possibility to offend anyone. Make sure that if the joke must poke fun at a target, the target is you. The shorter it is, the better. People who simply have no time or aren’t in the mood won’t mind that way, but the rest will smile or laugh. You, yourself might get tired of hearing yourself say it, but professional comedians do this all the time; they can memorize a spiel and tell it naturally and fluidly, from years of practice. The point is that you lightened the mood, made somebody smile, they subconsciously like you a little more, and you have also headed off a potential bad mood if the customer was already feeling a little stress.

Computers are a popular target. Stress from the inadequacies of dealing with computers are something any of us can identify with. And we all have computers at point-of-sale transactions, waiting for them to bring up an account, print out a receipt, or get an order loaded into the database. When working with computers behind a counter, I always took advantage of a hesitation on the machine’s part. Again, this is just something fast, simple, and silly. Pick up the mouse and talk into it like a microphone, as if trying to wake the computer up, or move your hand by the side of the monitor as if you were turning an imaginary crank to make it run faster.

When it did what I wanted it to do, sometimes I’d pat it on top of the monitor and say “Good boy!” before turning back to the customer. This quick, silly gestures help to establish that I couldn’t control everything, that slowness on my part was due to the machines and not my lack of trying. And it almost never failed that customers would launch into a remark or story about their frustrations in dealing with computers as well. It just helps to lighten the mood a little and everything goes more smoothly.

Sometimes, as in the phone menu example, it is also helpful to make a little light fun of your company’s own bureaucracy. We all have to deal with filling out complicated forms: stamp this, staple that, file it somewhere, sign something, and so on. Be sure that you have your manager’s approval for this one, and be sure you aren’t putting down your own employer. The key here is to make a light poke at the system itself, so that your customer understands that it’s the best way you have of dealing with something, but you realize it’s not perfect. Paperwork, like phone menus and computers, is another minor hassle that we all have to put up with, and so this also helps to identify that you empathize with frustrations the customer might have with the inadequacies of your system.

Surprisingly, humor in customer service isn’t actually so silly at all. It is serious business, costs nothing to implement, and in most cases can show an improvement on the bottom line. You just might laugh yourself right into a promotion!



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November 11, 2009

Use Humor For Amazing Viral Marketing Results

Filed under: Marketing — Tags: , , — admin @ 1:09 pm
Gerald Mason asked:


A study by Sharpe Partners, an interactive marketing agency, revealed that 89% of adult Internet users in America share content with others via e-mail.

This is excellent news for those companies who use self-propelling word-of-mouse” e-mail techniques to sell their products.

The study generated some interesting results regarding the type of content that is most often forwarded, as well.

The most popular content is humorous material.

The second most popular category is news, followed by healthcare and medical information, religious and spiritual material, games, business and personal finance information and sports/hobbies… in that order. So it is easy to see that humor is the best content for your viral e-mail campaign.

Cartoons, jokes and funny video clips are among the things that can be added to an e-mail to insure that it will go viral. People will want to pass along something that makes them laugh.

They are a lot more likely to hit the forward button and send your email to their friends and relatives if it is an “advertainment” rather than an advertisement.

Not along ago, about 35 million people got an e-mail containing a picture taken in Disneyland.

It took a minute to see it but there was Donald Duck lying prone in front of the famous Cinderella Castle.

The title of the picture was “Bird Flu has hit Disneyland”.

It was a viral e-mail advertising Disneyland and used the edgy strategy of making light of what’s serious… and it works.

I’d guess that most people who own a computer have seen that picture… and thus the advertisement for Disneyland.

The bird flu epidemic is newsworthy and has the potential to attract an enormous amount of attention to any brand that might, for whatever reason, associate itself with it.

Remember that people are much more likely to share a joke or a funny picture than anything else so you would be well advised to include humor in your e-mail campaign.



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Add Humor to your Business

Filed under: Marketing — Tags: , , — admin @ 12:40 pm
Kristine asked:


Create Funny Business Cards to Win your Targets

Traditional business cards possess a certain uniform appeal, which can be well fitting for law and accounting firms, and other more dignified professions. The modern-day calling card works with designs from any object or symbol that can represent, define, and characterize the nature of the business or service. Adding humor to business cards to promote your service is one way to capture your target market’s attention.

Taking a lighter note in designing your promo tools can also give off another way of looking at the nature of your business. As you give out funny business cards to potential clients, aside from having a good laugh, recipients will find your business more welcoming and fun to visit and inquire at. Whether through graphics or content, funny moods generate happy and positive feelings that most of the time lead to good results.

1. Restaurant: A chef drowned in his food can be one way to show that the food served at your restaurant is too delicious that even your own chef could not resist the temptation. This can project to the recipients that there is a nearby restaurant where good food is served.

2. Flower shop: Create an over-dramatized flower shop scene of lovers, like Pepe Le Pieu, to promote your products. This way, recipients will also be reminded of what other reasons flowers are needed for.

3. Bakery: Since most of the time, sweets are what bakeries are known for; using graphics of ants falling in line at the bakery is a way to show that food served is very sweet. You are able to highlight main items of your shop for these food types are known to be delectably sweet.

After having your concept and design intact, searching for online printers can save time of having to print your own business cards for they are equipped with the proper tools and people to assist you in producing funny cards for your business.



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